You’re making me uncomfortable.

I dont like the lady who lives above me.

She stares.

I think she purposely leaves her undergarmets in the dryer for me to find.

She doesn’t speak english so we communicate through body language. I think I am being sexually harassed.

I can hear her, stomping around in her condo above mine. Are her feet really that heavy, to make such a sound by simply stepping?  sounds like she drops a bowling bowl everytime she takes a step. It’s a good thing she doesn’t move around too often.

Her new boyfriend drives a truck and I think his job is to collect junk that people throw away and put it in the back of his truck…then he parks right next to me. I have nightmares about his overflowing junk dropping and crushing my little car.

Their landlord is telling me their lease is up…I will pour out a little liquor upon their departure.

 

12 Responses to “You’re making me uncomfortable.”


  1. 1 Lauren May 29, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    She sounds like a winner!

    Let’s hope she doesn’t plan on reactivating her lease.

  2. 2 The Maiden Metallurgist May 29, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    Denver blogger! I found you through your comment on deutlich’s blog. Just thought I’d say hello. Good luck with the junk man…

  3. 3 Lani May 29, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Oh my god. I am laughing so hard.

    “I have nightmares about his overflowing junk dropping and crushing my little car”.

    He really needs to keep his junk to himself.

  4. 4 bFlat May 29, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    I’m sorry to hear your neighbor above is such a loud stepper. Hopefully she doesn’t decide to renew her lease.

    Thanks for the blog comment!

  5. 5 Angela May 29, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    Yikes. Body language DOES cross language barriers… But I don’t think I’d want the kind bordering on sexual harrassment.

    Thank goodness for the end of the lease.

  6. 6 h*dizzle May 30, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    shouldnt you be having drinks for those of us who wont be on cozumel?! hahah i dont get golf but good luck!hahah

  7. 7 brookem May 30, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    she sounds interesting.

    my next door neighbor walks her cat, tiffany on a leash. oof. talk about weirdness.

  8. 8 Big Time Fancy June 1, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Awww, like in Flavor of Love!

  9. 9 Nachi June 9, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Hahaha ok Flava Flave

  10. 10 Your Girlfriend Is Ugly June 9, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Brutal.

    I lived below a family of six with four girls all under the age of 6. On a Sunday morning they would hop around and tap dance right above my hung over head. It sounded like they were throwing frozen turkeys on the floor.

    I feel like the best revenge is to blare harcore gangster rap. It shut those kids right up!

  11. 11 The Lisa Show June 17, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    And I thought my upstairs neighbors were bad. Haha. Good luck with that.

  12. 12 Cassandra August 6, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    hmm, maybe i should leave my undergarmets in the dryer so the hot ex-marine who lives in my building can find them. chances are the not-so-mentally-stable dude who lives across from me would find them. and tack them to my door so i couldn’t miss them next time i came home. yup, that’d be my luck.

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